Dear Mr Umbuku Please excuse any email fau pas I may make as this is the first email I have ever written. Isn't it exciting? I was so sorry to hear about your plight with the Nigerian authorities and the subsequent demise of your mother, it must be a very difficult time for you my dear. My husband was saying only yesterday that the pond needed a new liner and the amount of money you are offering is quite staggering. Those Nigerian authorities have no right to withhold all that money, especially as it belongs to your family. Mr Dallinger has asked that I reply to you and confirm that the amount you wish to place into our bank account is indeed $645,00000? It does seem rather a lot. I look forward to your reply.
PS I have just bought one of these online http://www.stablemaid.com.au/
Hehehe.. was travelling at the time of broadcast, and found your blogging experience hilarious (in saying that, im a bit dubious if your going to log in again ..)
So Anyway..
Last night i had a Chicken Tarka ... Its like a Chicken Tikka, but a little 'otter
I'm flying to Majorca next week... Oh Really Who you flying with? .. OOh about 300 others, i dont know their names though..
These and more can be found every Sunday from 9 til 12 on BBC Radio Manchester with the Jimmy and Eamonn show.. dont live in Manchester? then join them on http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester
There ya go Eamonn, hope the cheques in the post ;)
That joke reminded me of one medieval English philosopher and inventor who tried to invent home freezing, caught cold and died of a flu. No, he didn't try to freeze himself, I think he experimented on a chicken, but still... Should've invented Strepsils and Aspirin instead. :)
A mate of mine used to eat that much Indian food he overdosed on it. When we phoned the hospital up to see how he was they said there was no change--he was still in a korma.
25 comments:
Really BAAD
How very dare you! Lisa
Got any better (worse) jokes then?
Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
Because he was a gobbler.
I thought it was a good joke.
How about, Whats blue and square?
An orange in disguise!
I am going grey but can work a computer.
I am just trying to send my first email.
Is this where I write it ?
Dear Mr Umbuku Please excuse any email fau pas I may make as this is the first email I have ever written. Isn't it exciting? I was so sorry to hear about your plight with the Nigerian authorities and the subsequent demise of your mother, it must be a very difficult time for you my dear. My husband was saying only yesterday that the pond needed a new liner and the amount of money you are offering is quite staggering. Those Nigerian authorities have no right to withhold all that money, especially as it belongs to your family. Mr Dallinger has asked that I reply to you and confirm that the amount you wish to place into our bank account is indeed $645,00000? It does seem rather a lot. I look forward to your reply.
PS I have just bought one of these online http://www.stablemaid.com.au/
Your sincerely Maxine Basset
Eamonn, I've heard you tell that joke before. And before that! And before that!
"Does your dog bite?"
"No."
Ouch! Yikes. I thought you said your dog didn't bite..."
"That's not my dog!"
Johnny Broadbeans, News at Ten, Manchester
Well Eamonn. I thought that went pretty well, did it not? :D
David Wilkinson (Delta Taph)
Hehehe.. was travelling at the time of broadcast, and found your blogging experience hilarious (in saying that, im a bit dubious if your going to log in again ..)
So Anyway..
Last night i had a Chicken Tarka ... Its like a Chicken Tikka, but a little 'otter
I'm flying to Majorca next week... Oh Really Who you flying with? .. OOh about 300 others, i dont know their names though..
These and more can be found every Sunday from 9 til 12 on BBC Radio Manchester with the Jimmy and Eamonn show.. dont live in Manchester? then join them on http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester
There ya go Eamonn, hope the cheques in the post ;)
Dave the Bus
The Chicken Tarka thing did sound funny. I was at school again by that time. I listened to the rest of the show online though.
David Wilkinson
http://www.tech.co.nr/
If you really want to see a bad picture of me... The BBC Website stuck up a freaking horrible picture of me! Ah well...
At least they linked to my website. I wonder if Eamonn will ever update his blog?
Sorry David, I could only use what the BBC provided me with!
Heh... No problem. It's not really that bad! :P
Hey - thanks for joining in
Keep the bad jokes coming
Any more coming then Eamonn? Can you remeber how to make a post? ;)
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin!
I was logged in as a different account before, sorry about the whole 'man' thing!
David
That joke reminded me of one medieval English philosopher and inventor who tried to invent home freezing, caught cold and died of a flu. No, he didn't try to freeze himself, I think he experimented on a chicken, but still... Should've invented Strepsils and Aspirin instead. :)
What's got 12 legs, 3 tails but only 1 eye.
three blind mice and half a kipper!!
A mate of mine used to eat that much Indian food he overdosed on it. When we phoned the hospital up to see how he was they said there was no change--he was still in a korma.
Now they're awful! :D
Eamonn, did you hear that? ;)
Don't talk to me about Satellite Navigation systems. It was a shame to hear about Bono having to send his back...... all the streets had no name.
So no more posts Eamonn? =(
crap
Not a very good joke :)
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Minanson, part of the Traduceri legalizate team.
This is the funniest jokes i have ever read.Thank you very much for hard work.
Chevy Kodiak Turbo
Thanks for honestly relating your experiences and opinions and good luck to you.
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